"If it works it's not cheating"
A conversation where the answer to everything became:
"Have you tried painting him with mud?"
Here's a great one I heard on the radio this week, which I'd like to dedicate to 'a dear friend', from Old Harry's Game:
"I'm Satan. Nothing scares me... except Anne Robinson... and cycle couriers."
I've not met Anne Robinson but i know at least one cycle courier ... who is thoroughly ok excpet when he's on a bike!
ReplyDeleteCraig - if our friend the cycle courier scares Satan, he MUST be a thouroughly good man. Unless the 'dear friend' I was thinking of was Anne Robinson!
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